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Sometimes Quotes by Steven Wright
- I'm seeing the world partially through the eyes of a kid. Not all the time. There's no black and white to it. But sometimes I'm…
- Sometimes I wish my first word was 'quote,' so that on my death bed, my last words could be 'end quote.'
- It's very interesting, the joke comes first and then the wording comes within five seconds, maybe ten seconds. My thing is to get the joke…
- Sometimes I talk to myself in languages I'm unfamiliar with... just to screw with my subconscious.
- My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has…
More Sometimes Quotes
- Sometimes I think that life would be how much easier if we don't have heart. Because it is the heart which puts… — Anurag Prakash Ray
- Sometimes people who want to understand Haiti from a political perspective may be missing part of the picture. They also need to… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Sometimes hearts are broken by words left unspoken. — Superman
- Wisdom is knowing that if you bend, you don't have to break. Sometimes it is necessary to go with the flow of… — Frederick Lenz
- Sometimes I hate you. I hate how perfect your life seems without me. — Superman
- Sometimes I still can't believe my luck. — David Bailey
- Sometimes you just have to pretend that you are happy just to stop everyone from asking what happened. — Nishan Panwar
- Truth is so hard to tell, it sometimes needs fiction to make it plausible. — Francis Bacon