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George Carlin has 565 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some…
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people…
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat…
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned…
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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If you love someone, set them free. If they come back they're yours; if they don't they never were.
— Richard Bach
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If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.
— George Carlin
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Don't settle for anybody just to have someone. Set your standards. What kind of love do you want to attract? List the…
— Louise Hay
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If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, he's probably LK Advani
— Narendra Modi
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In Genua, someone set out to make dreams come true. Remember some of your dreams?
— Terry Pratchett
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If you love someone, set it free, if it comes back, it is yours, if it does not, it was never yours
— Suman Rai
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If u love someone set them free for if they return the love u back if not then they never did care…
— Superman
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If you love someone, set them free.
— Jessey Kaur
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If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.. ;) :D
— SangFroid Stalker
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If you love someone, set them free. If they come back they're...you're...booty call!
— Unknown Author
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If you love someone set them free if they come bact then they were yours if you are in love with someone…
— Court
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If u love someone set them free if they come back to you they are yours to keep. If they do not…
— Unknown Author
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