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Someone Quotes by Steven Wright
- If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.
- Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.'
- Good jokes are gems. A good idea is hard to come by. I couldn't give them to someone else, even for money. It just wouldn't…
- I never even thought of myself as deadpan until someone wrote an article about me about a year after I was doing comedy. There was…
- If you are sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
- I bought a cheap piece of land... It was on someone else’s property.
- I went to San Francisco. I found someone’s heart.
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- Life's too awesome to waste your time thinking about someone who doesn't treat you right. — Nishan Panwar
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