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Sign Quotes by Steven Wright
- I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, 'Hey, the sign…
- A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
- I was in a grocery store. I saw a sign that said 'pet supplies.' So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign…
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- The one exclusive sign of thorough knowledge is the power of teaching. — Aristotle
- You go to London, you see a TV set in every cell and the sign up that all the officers must treat… — Joe Arpaio
- Everyone has an invisible sign hanging from their neck saying, 'Make me feel important.' Never forget this message when working with people. — Mary Kay Ash
- The Constitution is government's stop sign. It says, you - the three branches of government - can go so far and no… — Michele Bachmann
- Dullness in matters of government is a good sign, and not a bad one - in particular, dullness in parliamentary government is… — Walter Bagehot
- When men do not love their hearth, nor reverence their thresholds, it is a sign that they have dishonoured both ... Our… — John Ruskin
- In recent weeks we learned that scientists have created human embryos in test tubes solely to experiment on them. This is deeply… — George W. Bush
- When a religion is good, I conceive it will support itself; and when it does not support itself, and God does not… — Benjamin Franklin