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Shows Quotes by Steven Wright
- I love eating chocolate cake and ice cream after a show. I almost justify it in my mind as, 'You were a good boy onstage…
- I always thought Johnny Carson was just brilliant, and I used to watch him and all the comics that would be on the show every…
- I'm used to seeing it, but it's weird having an Academy Award. You usually only see one of them on the TV show when they…
- I've been doing comedy longer than I haven't been doing comedy, as I was performing for three years before I even got on 'The Tonight…
- The things I talk about and explain couldn't happen - yet, they don't seem impossible - you could say I talk about the world in…
- To the audience, it's like I'm changing the subject every five seconds, but to me, my show's almost like a 90-minute song that I know…
- You know how it is when you go to be the subject of a psychology experiment and nobody else shows up and you think maybe…
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- Spare me the whispering, crowded room, the friends who come and gape and go, the ceremonious air of gloom - all, which… — Matthew Arnold
- When I was doing Bean more than I've done him in the last few years, I did strange things - like appearing… — Rowan Atkinson
- I know a lot of shows are like, 'Here's the pages,' right before they start filming. I'd have a heart attack. The… — Alan Ball
- It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else. — Erma Bombeck
- There is reason to suspect, that the distinctions of mankind have more show than value, when it is found that all agree… — Samuel Johnson
- Weird Weekends set out to discover the genuinely odd in the most ordinary setting. To me, it's almost a privilege to be… — Louis Theroux
- It is not poverty so much as pretense that harasses a ruined man - the struggle between a proud mind and an… — Washington Irving
- I try to work on shows that I would want to watch. — J. J. Abrams