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Show Quotes by Steven Wright
- I love eating chocolate cake and ice cream after a show. I almost justify it in my mind as, 'You were a good boy onstage…
- I always thought Johnny Carson was just brilliant, and I used to watch him and all the comics that would be on the show every…
- I'm used to seeing it, but it's weird having an Academy Award. You usually only see one of them on the TV show when they…
- I've been doing comedy longer than I haven't been doing comedy, as I was performing for three years before I even got on 'The Tonight…
- The things I talk about and explain couldn't happen - yet, they don't seem impossible - you could say I talk about the world in…
- To the audience, it's like I'm changing the subject every five seconds, but to me, my show's almost like a 90-minute song that I know…
More Show Quotes
- There Is No Value Of What You Did In Past, Show Your Best Part Today. Everyone Wants To Read Today's Newspaper Coz… — Ritu Ghatourey
- Its a shame to hide such a wonderful feeling like Love, When you love someone, show it, say it! Love must be… — Anurag Prakash Ray
- Never show too much love for anyone because it creates a non curable pain when they start avoiding YOU. — Nishan Panwar
- I've known you long enough to know you try not to let your feelings show. Lately when I hold you near, I… — Superman
- The next time someone gets in my face to fight, I'll show them pictures on my phone of an ant I once… — Nikhil Saluja
- Spare me the whispering, crowded room, the friends who come and gape and go, the ceremonious air of gloom - all, which… — Matthew Arnold
- I know a lot of shows are like, 'Here's the pages,' right before they start filming. I'd have a heart attack. The… — Alan Ball
- It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else. — Erma Bombeck