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George Carlin has 565 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some…
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people…
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat…
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned…
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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Popular Shoe Fits quotes from across the collection:
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If the shoe fits, wear it.
— Nicholas Breton
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If the shoe fits, you must wear it.
— Christoph Waltz
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When the shoe fits, the foot is forgotten. When the belt fits, the belly is forgotten. When the heart is right, "for"…
— Zhuangzi
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If the shoe fits, it is probably worn out.
— Craig Reucassel
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When the shoe fits, the foot is forgotten; when the belt fits, the belly is forgotten; when the heart is right, "for"…
— Zhuangzi
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I told him what my dad had said. That got him laughing and as we pulled into the school parking lot, even…
— Kelley Armstrong
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If the shoe fits, buy another one just like it.
— George Carlin
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I ignore the jealous, I ignore the malicious, I ignore the ignorant, and I ignore the paranoid. If the shoe fits anyone,…
— Rick Pitino
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As a man you want to be at home with your child. You should want to raise your kids, quit making baby's…
— Unknown Author
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That status wasn't even about you, but if the shoe fits.. Lace the bitch up.
— Bambii
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If the shoe fits, it's too expensive.
— Adrienne Gusoff
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No My Status Wasn't Aimed At U but If The Shoe Fits, Feel Free To Wear It.......
— Flexxyad
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