"If the shoe fits, buy another one just…" — George Carlin
"If the shoe fits, buy another one just like it."
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546 Quotes by George Carlin
George Carlin has 546 quotes on this site.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is…
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why…
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set…
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it…
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then…
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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More Another One Quotes
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one of 345 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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I don't have one song that sounds like another one in my entire catalog.
— Erykah Badu
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Business opportunities are like buses, there's always another one coming.
— Richard Branson
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After my first No. 1 song back in 2006, I worried I may never have another one.
— Jason Aldean
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For one heat, all know, doth drive out another, One passion doth expel another still.
— George Chapman
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Love is an expression and assertion of self-esteem, a response to one's own values in the person of another. One…
— Ayn Rand
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When two people are really happy about one another one can generally assume they are mistaken.
— Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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When one door closes, another one opens, but sometimes we wait too long looking at the closed door, and never…
— Helen Keller
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Our goal as a team is to keep playing as a group for as long as we can because you…
— Don Meyer
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If you don't get a kick out of the job you're doing you'd better hunt for another one.
— Unknown Author
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When one door opens, so does another one.
— A.C.H. Smith
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Within the period of human history we do not know of a single instance of the transformation of one species…
— Thomas Hunt Morgan
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Well, the Lord is going to get another one.
— Unknown Author
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