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Serious Quotes by George Carlin
- The owner of a Florida massage parlor has been arrested by police. "There weren't any serious violations," said the officers, "she just rubbed us the…
- When I hear a person talking about political solutions, I know I am not listening to a serious person.
- Politicians are put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of choice. You don't.
- I have a suggestion that I think would help fight serious crime. Signs. There are lots of signs for minor infractions: No Smoking, Stay Off…
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- I was ten when I got my first serious beating. It was rough. — David Bailey
- Serious journalism need not be solemn. — Russell Baker
- How serious can a movie about time-traveling robots be? You want it to be cool and fun. — Christian Bale
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- The first mistake of art is to assume that it's serious. — Lester Bangs
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