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School Quotes by Steven Wright
- George Carlin's album, 'Class Clown,' came out when I was in high school. I memorized a lot of that album. I'd come home from school,…
- I liked school, but I used to dread those moments when the teacher would call me up to give an oral report. I forced myself…
- I've been thinking of humorous things since I was... I can't remember when. All the way through elementary school, all the way through junior high,…
- My school colors were clear. We used to say, 'I'm not naked, I'm in the band.
- When I was in school the teachers told me practice makes perfect; then they told me nobody’s perfect so I stopped practicing.
- When I was in high school, I got in trouble with my girlfriend's Dad. He said, 'I want my daughter back by 8:15.' I said,…
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