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- "I refuse to prove that I exist" says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith, I am nothing." "Oh," says man,… — Douglas Adams
- Jesus says God is love. I would like to change it. I would like to say love is God. When you say… — Rajneesh
- What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive? — Irv Kupcinet
- To me there is nothing more sacred than love and laughter, and there is nothing more prayerful than playfulness. When you are… — Rajneesh
- Even if my marriage is falling apart and my children are unhappy, there is still a part of me that says, 'God,… — Jane Smiley
- The faith that I love the best, says God, is hope. — Charles Peguy
- God says to me with a kind of smile, "Hey how would you like to be God awhile And steer the world?"… — Shel Silverstein
- Michele Bachmann says God made the earthquake and hurricane to punish us. Untrue - he made Michele Bachmann for that. — Andy Borowitz
- There is a verse [in the Koran] that says God swears by time. Anything you gain in life, you pay for with… — Shirin Ebadi
- This kind of split makes me crazy, this territorializing of the holy. Here God may dwell. Here God may not dwell. It… — Nancy Mairs
- The Apostle Peter preaching on the day of Pentecost of the risen Savior, says, "God hath made that same Jesus, whom ye… — Henry Allen Ironside
- When God would make His name known to mankind, He could find no better word than "I AM." "I am that I… — Aiden Wilson Tozer