"Michele Bachmann says God made the earthquake and……" — Andy Borowitz
"Michele Bachmann says God made the earthquake and hurricane to punish us. Untrue - he made Michele Bachmann for that."
More Bachmann Quotes
- OMG! Is this true? [Marcus Bachmann] has a Christian clinic where he de-programs gay boys & girls! I'm gonna strangle… — Cher
- Lenscrafters is upset with Tea Partier Michele Bachmann because she called Planned Parenthood 'the Lenscrafters of abortion.' Lenscrafters released a… — Conan O'Brien
- Michele Bachmann... I'm not going to say it. I'm not going to say it.... Tutti-frutti. I know I'm going to… — Herman Cain
- If God told Rick Perry, Michelle Bachmann, and Herman Cain to run for president, then God obviously wants Barack Obama… — Randi Rhodes
- Texas governor Rick Perry said God is calling on him to run for President. But Michele Bachmann said that god… — Jay Leno
- Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann represent an existential threat to the Democratic Party the way that twenty years ago Clarence… — Andrew Breitbart
- Under President Bachmann you will see gasoline come down below $2 a gallon again, — Michele Bachmann
- You will never see President Bachmann step one toe out of the United States and apologize for this country. — Michele Bachmann
- Michele Bachmann is always a great person to go to for an opinion about anything. She has a very active… — Henry Rollins
- To me, a book is a book. A novel is a novel, and you have hundreds of possibilities, options, and… — Per Petterson