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Saw Quotes by Steven Wright
- If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
- I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.
- I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking,' but I don't have that much time.
- I never even thought of myself as deadpan until someone wrote an article about me about a year after I was doing comedy. There was…
- My mother is from another time - the funniest person to her is Lucille Ball; that's what she loves. A lot of times she tells…
- I was in a grocery store. I saw a sign that said 'pet supplies.' So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign…
- I saw a man with a wooden leg and a real foot.
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