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- What is it that makes a complete stranger dive into an icy river to save a solid-gold baby? Maybe we'll never know.
- Instead of putting a quarter under a kid's pillow, how about a pinecone? That way, he learns that "wishing" isn't going to save out national…
- I think a good scene in a movie would be where one scientist tells another scientist, "You know what will save the world? You're holding…
- I wish I lived back in the Old West days, because I'd save up my money for about twenty years so I could buy a…
- At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays.…
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- We run around so much - with the best intentions: I want to save the rain forest. I've gotta clean up the… — Ed Begley, Jr.
- I'm by no means condemning prescription medicine for mental health. I've seen it save a lot of people's lives. — Zach Braff
- I used to save all my rejection slips because I told myself, one day I'm going to autograph these and auction them.… — James Lee Burke