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- For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
- I haven't changed at all. I'm the same as when I was 11.
- I have two pairs of reading glasses. One pair is for reading fiction, the other for non-fiction. I've read the Bible twice wearing each pair,…
- I've been thinking of humorous things since I was... I can't remember when. All the way through elementary school, all the way through junior high,…
- Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.
- I heard that in relativity theory, space and time are the same thing. Einstein discovered this when he kept showing up three miles late for…
- Two babies were born on the same day at the same hospital. They lay there and looked at each other. Their families came and took…
- Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.
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