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- One thing leads to another? Not always. Sometimes one thing leads to the same thing. Ask an addict.
- They'll get it all from you sooner or later 'cause they own this f**kin' place. It's a big club and you ain't in it. You…
- I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here are a few I would suggest: "Alcohol will…
- A lot of the people who keep a gun at home for safety are the same ones who refuse to wear a seat belt
- There's a reason education sucks, and it's the same reason it will never ever ever be fixed. It's never going to get any better. Don't…
- One time. In 1965. August, for about an hour, I was both fine AND dandy at the same time. But nobody asked me how I…
- Why do 'slow down' and 'slow up' mean the same thing? Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
- I've begun worshipping the sun for a number of reasons. First of all, unlike some other gods I could mention, I can see the sun.…
- I noticed that all the prayers I used to offer to God, and all the prayers I now offer to Joe Pesci, are being answered…
- If everyone in the world sat quietly at the same time, closed their eyes and concentrated as hard as they could on peace and goodwill,…
- In most polls there are always about 5 percent of the people who 'don't know.' What isn't generally understood is that it's the same people…
- I didn't wash today. I wasn't dirty. If I'm not dirty, I don't wash. Some weeks I don't have to shower at all. I just…
- I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here is one I would suggest: "Alcohol will turn…
- Everyone smiles in the same language.
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