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Rooms Quotes by Joan Rivers
- You know it's time to start using mouthwash when your dentist leaves the room and sends in a canary.
- I was born in 1962 and the room next to me was 1963.
- Comedy is learning to be funny, and you learn to be funny in small rooms with young audiences.
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- Spare me the whispering, crowded room, the friends who come and gape and go, the ceremonious air of gloom - all, which… — Matthew Arnold
- Oh, the most important thing about myself is that my life has been full of changes. Therefore, when I observe the world,… — Chinua Achebe
- I have been known to buy e-versions of my books because I was in a hotel room and I needed one right… — Margaret Atwood
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- I thought of the soul as resembling a castle, formed of a single diamond or a very transparent crystal, and containing many… — Teresa of Avila
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- Haven't you felt a peculiar sort of worry about the chair in your living room that no one sits in? — Nicholson Baker
- These people live again in print as intensely as when their images were captured on old dry plates of sixty years ago...… — Ansel Adams
- Ever since I was a girl, I have written about one to five pages every day - on napkins, on scrap paper,… — Roseanne Barr
- I allow a lot of room for improvisation and funny stuff. I always feel planned. — Michael Bay