"Comedy is learning to be funny, and you……" — Joan Rivers

"Comedy is learning to be funny, and you learn to be funny in small rooms with young audiences."

— Joan Rivers

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245 Quotes by Joan Rivers

Joan Rivers has 245 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

I was dating a transvestite, and my mother said, 'Marry him. You'll double your wardrobe.'
I'm so fat and I'm so depressed; last night I tried to hang myself - but the rope broke.
We don't apologize for a joke. We are comics. We are here to make you laugh. If you don't get…
Grandchildren can be annoying - how many times can you go: "And the cow goes moo and the pig goes…
Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly - hurt, bitterness, grief…
I wish I could tell you it gets better. It doesn't get better. YOU get better.
Age - it's the one mountain you can't overcome.
I'm no cook. When I want lemon on chicken, I spray it with Pledge.
At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!
A child can be taught not to do certain things, such as touch a hot stove, pull lamps off of…
My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it's missing, and what's there stinks.
I must admit I am nervous about getting Alzheimer's. Once it hits, I might tell my best joke and never…

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More Audiences Quotes

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I want to do what I want when I want to do it not be dictated to by audiences. — Dario Argento
I began to work the stage and get the audience into it. I also learned how to have fun out… — Aaliyah
I am a real ham. I love an audience. I work better with an audience. I am dead, in fact,… — Lucille Ball
I love hearing my audience breathe. — Adele
Audiences are audiences. — Theodore Bikel
This film business, perhaps more so in America than in Europe, has always been about young sexuality. It's not true… — Jacqueline Bisset
Political audiences are not fun. — Lewis Black
I often tell audiences at the start of my shows that I'm not gay because I've got petitions from lesbian… — Jo Brand
The problem with comedy audiences - it's like the Coliseum - when they see someone struggling, they don't feel altruistic… — Jo Brand
There have been some very extreme hecklers in audiences whose bile was so hateful and so meant that it would… — Jo Brand
Cable penetrates 70 percent of American audiences now. — Tom Brokaw
Audiences like to see the bad guys get their comeuppance. — Charles Bronson

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