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Room Temperature Quotes by Steven Wright
- It doesn't matter what temperature the room is, it's always room temperature.
- It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.
More Room Temperature Quotes
- I've tried every kind of bottled water, but Poland Spring is my go-to. I always have room-temperature bottles of it on side… — French Montana
- Nobody with an IQ higher than emergency-room temperature could ever believe that 'death panels' would be appointed to nudge the elderly toward… — Carl Hiaasen
- It doesn't matter what temperature the room is, it's always room temperature. — Steven Wright
- If you want to keep your side dishes warmer than room temperature, consider buying a small steam table for the home, with… — Jose Andres Puerta
- Scotland needs comedy more than ever. With the independence debate, finally after 300 years, reaching room temperature. — Rory Bremner
- Often for hors d'oeuvres, I serve room temperature vegetables, something like that, so that the main course might be quite rich but… — Sally Schneider
- It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature. — Steven Wright