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Right Quotes by George Carlin
- I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
- Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting…
- Just think, right now as you read this, some guy somewhere is gettin' ready to hang himself.
- Personally, when it comes to rights, I think one of two things is true. I think either we have unlimited rights, or we have no…
- If you vote and you elect dishonest, incompetent people into office who screw everything up, you are responsible for what they have done. You caused…
- Did you ever stop to thnk about all the people we kill? They're always people who tell us to live together in harmony and try…
- The habits of liberals, their automatic language, their knee-jerk responses to certain issues, deserved the epithets the right wing stuck them with. I'd see how…
- As it stands right now, I lead Richard Pryor in heart attacks, two to one. However, Richard still leads me, one to nothing, in burning…
- There are women named Faith, Hope, Joy, and Prudence. Why not Despair, Guilt, Rage, and Grief? It seems only right. 'Tom, I'd like you to…
- It's not in the mainstream media yet, but the biggest jump in skin cancer has occurred since the advent of sunscreens. That kind of thing…
- And although I broke a lot of laws as a teenager, I straightened out immediately upon turning eighteen, when I realized the state had a…
- The violence of the Left is symbolic, the injuries are not intended. The violence of the Right is real - directed at people, designed to…
- I am a personal optimist but a skeptic about all else. What may sound to some like anger is really nothing more than sympathetic contempt.…
- You wouldn't know it, from some of the things I've said over the years, but I like people... I do... I like people, but I…
- The Religious Right dislikes both abortions and homosexuality. But who has fewer abortions than gays?
More Right Quotes
- I do think the heart can balance out the mind, if your heart is in a good place it can give you… — Alexis Arguello
- Anybody can become angry - that is easy, but to be angry with the right person and to the right degree and… — Aristotle
- I love working with the right actor, and if the right actor happens to be unknown, that should be allowed, too, I… — J. J. Abrams
- Those who excel in virtue have the best right of all to rebel, but then they are of all men the least… — Aristotle
- We praise a man who feels angry on the right grounds and against the right persons and also in the right manner… — Aristotle
- I gave my life to become the person I am right now. Was it worth it? — Richard Bach
- Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or… — Richard Armour
- It is all right to hold a conversation but you should let go of it now and then. — Richard Armour
- Religious people often prefer to be right rather than compassionate. Often, they don't want to give up their egotism. They want their… — Karen Armstrong
- Winning is about heart, not just legs. It's got to be in the right place. — Lance Armstrong
- There's no rule, no law, no regulation that says you can't come back. So I have every right to come back. — Lance Armstrong
- So long as we have failed to eliminate any of the causes of human despair, we do not have the right to… — Antonin Artaud