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Reason Quotes by George Carlin
- The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
- The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
- If the reason for climbing Mt. Everest is that it's hard to do, why does everyone go up the easy side?
- There's a reason education sucks, and it's the same reason it will never ever ever be fixed. It's never going to get any better. Don't…
- When I got out of high school they retired my jersey, but it was for hygiene and sanitary reasons.
- Valentine's Day is devoted to love. Why don't we have a day devoted to hatred? The raw, visceral hatred that is felt every hour of…
- Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that…
- The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,”…
- I've begun worshipping the sun for a number of reasons. First of all, unlike some other gods I could mention, I can see the sun.…
- Catholic, which I was until I reached the age of reason
- One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the…
More Reason Quotes
- All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. — Aristotle
- The law is reason, free from passion. — Aristotle
- For as the eyes of bats are to the blaze of day, so is the reason in our soul to the things… — Aristotle
- He who can be, and therefore is, another's, and he who participates in reason enough to apprehend, but not to have, is… — Aristotle
- Every art and every inquiry, and similarly every action and choice, is thought to aim at some good; and for this reason… — Aristotle
- Excellence, then, is a state concerned with choice, lying in a mean, relative to us, this being determined by reason and in… — Aristotle
- Writing makes you feel that there is a reason to go on living. If I couldn't write, I would stop breathing. — Paul Auster
- The first time that you escape from home or the small town that you live in - there's a reason a small… — Billie Joe Armstrong
- For whatever reason, maybe it's because of my story, but people associate Livestrong with exercise and physical fitness, health and lifestyle choices… — Lance Armstrong
- I write for the same reason I breathe - because if I didn't, I would die. — Isaac Asimov
- The design of Rhetoric is to remove those Prejudices that lie in the way of Truth, to Reduce the Passions to the… — Mary Astell
- Dealing with global warming doesn't mean we have all got to suddenly stop breathing. Dealing with global warming means that we have… — David Attenborough