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Real Quotes by Steven Wright
- Real life? Well, I just hope mine isn't investigated. They might find that I don't really exist - that I'm just a hologram.
- I saw a man with a wooden leg and a real foot.
- When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many…
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