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- At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays.…
- Instead of studying for finals, what about just going to the Bahamas and catching some rays? Maybe you'll flunk, but you might have flunked anyway;…
- Sometimes I wonder if I'm sexy enough. When I walk into a singles bar with my "fashionable" shirt, "fashionable" slacks, and a big new rubber…
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- Flowers are a proud assertion that a ray of beauty out values all the utilities of the world. If dandelions were hard… — Andrew Mason
- Krishna was conceived in the womb of Devaki mysteriously as the sun setting in the West imparts his rays to the rising… — A. C. Bhaktivedanta Swami Prabhupada
- After a long time, I cleared my throat. “So anyway, when we get to Nevada...I think we should rethink your dad’s rule.  — L.A. Weatherly
- It's sweet like the nectar of the garden flower, it's soothing like the buzzing of a bumble bee, it's warm like the… — Shubham Joshi
- I was warped early by Ray Bradbury and Edgar Allan Poe. I was very fond of Franz Kafka. — Margaret Atwood
- Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work at hand. The sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. — Alexander Graham Bell