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Professional Quotes by Dave Barry
- The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
- Professional marriage counselors agree that the most productive and mature way to deal with marital anger is to stomp dramatically from the room. You want…
- This ball was so crowded that it took me - a trained professional journalist with vast experience in this area - forty five minutes to…
- As a professional journalist, I have always been fascinated by people who appear to have even more spare time than I do.
- One of the issues that we professional newspaper columnists are required by union regulations to voice grave concern about is the federal budget deficit, which…
- The central point of this final chapter is that - follow my logic carefully here - unless you die, you will continue to get older.…
- You should definitely have a travel agent. Why go through all the hassle of dealing with airlines, hotels, and rental-car agencies yourself, only to see…
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- A wingnut is someone on the far-right wing or far-left wing of the political spectrum - the professional partisans, the unhinged activists… — John Avlon
- If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur. — Red Adair
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- Any professional league that goes on strike right now - that's just suicide. — Charles Barkley
- The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot. — Dave Barry