"Professional marriage counselors agree that the most productive……" — Dave Barry
"Professional marriage counselors agree that the most productive and mature way to deal with marital anger is to stomp dramatically from the room. You want to make your move before the opponent does, because the first person to stomp from the room receives valuable Argument Points that can be redeemed for exciting merchandise at the Marital Prize Redemption Center."
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508 Quotes by Dave Barry
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