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Play Quotes by George Carlin
- If the Cincinnati Reds were really the first major league baseball team, who did they play?
- Avoid people with gold teeth who want to play cards
- If churches want to play the game of politics, let them pay admission like everyone else.
- I'll bet there aren't too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.
- I'll tell you a little secret about the Blues: it's not enough to know which notes to play, you have to know why they need…
- The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What…
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