"I'll bet there aren't too many people hooked……" — George Carlin
"I'll bet there aren't too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes."
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546 Quotes by George Carlin
George Carlin has 546 quotes on this site.
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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More Bagpipes Quotes
This quote is filed under Bagpipes Quotes,
one of 11 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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Some men there are love not a gaping pig, some that are mad if they behold a cat, and others…
— William Shakespeare
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Bill Monroe spoke of bringing 'ancient tones' into his music with echoes of British and Irish fiddle and bagpipe music,…
— Paul Zollo
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The reason I'm patriotic about Scotland is because I think it's been dealt a really hard hand. It's marketed the…
— Alexander McQueen
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Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe.
— Lee Trevino
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When you've heard one bagpipe tune, you've heard them both.
— Jack Finney
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If the Scottish want to break away, I shall stand on Hadrian's Wall with a teary handkerchief, and say: 'Good…
— Jeremy Clarkson
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The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
— Oliver Herford
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These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant,…
— Alfred Hitchcock
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The tune was wailing and mournful, almost flagrantly so, and the total effect was of a heartbroken piccolo being parted…
— Peter S. Beagle
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When I hear the bagpipes, it makes the hairs on my neck stand on end. It always makes me weep.
— Ashley Jensen
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