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- Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a… — Douglas Adams
- All Englishmen talk as if they've got a bushel of plums stuck in their throats, and then after swallowing them get constipated… — W.C. Fields
- If one generation is expected to carry an excessive burden on behalf of another, it will seek by every means to avoid… — Margaret Thatcher
- Squeeze the rich until the pips squeak — Denis Healey
- Well, I never danced with the 'Pips' - they didn't let me dance! — Gladys Knight
- Life... is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangey-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's… — Douglas Adams
- When I was at school my jography told me th' earth was shaped like a orange an' I found out before I… — Frances Hodgson Burnett
- World is crazier and more of it than we think, Incorrigibly plural. I peel and portion A tangerine and spit the pips… — Louis MacNeice