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Periods Quotes by George Carlin
- Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.
- I'm tired of hearing about innocent victims. It's fiction, If you live on this planet you're guilty, period, f*** you, next case, end of report.…
- The surgeon general warned today that saliva causes stomach cancer. But apparently only when swallowed in small amounts over a long period of time.
- Keep in mind, the news media are not independent; they are a sort of bulletin board and public relations firm for the ruling class-the people…
- You wouldn't know it, from some of the things I've said over the years, but I like people... I do... I like people, but I…
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