Pants Quotes

824 Pants quotes by 604 unique authors

I love these pants(: — Patience
If you ever feel like you are invisible, take off your pants on a crowded bus or subway and people will notice you. — Prince Shawn
This is my pants from jumping across the creek two times but after a great jump I then took a step and slipped in the… — Michael Country
Like my pants? — Unknown Author
Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel it. — Narenkumar
What are you doing? .. oh nothing just shit my pants and trying to shake it off. xD I'm soo fucked up! xD — Patience
It was after spring break it was school it was 3rd period I had to go real bad this was the only bathroom that the… — Michael Country
Ok fellows, It seems we never learn! I am 71years old, soon to be 72 and I am still making the same mistakes concerning woman… — David Kreger
Abraham Lincoln was a good old man. He hopped out the window with his Dick in hand. He said, Excuse me ladies, just doing my… — Broken Soul
Pervs these days. cant even go into a store without a store employee having to tell me that this guy thinks I'm hot and cant… — Patience
A man better knock my socks off first before he even thinks about taking my pants off. — Laura S
He has on a pair of Pajama pants but no shirt. I see a V line start and disappear under the pants. This sends a… — Unknown Author
That funny moment when sneeze so hard it makes you fart and when people look at you funny, you look at your pants and make… — Evan Ceaser
I dont care if you think you have $wagg, just pull up your pants and walk faster. 8) — DUB$TEPPER
At age 4 success is not peeing in your pants. At age 12 success is having friends. At age 16 success is having a drivers… — Sadie
Hes the type of guy I would not wear sweat pants for — Unknown Author
Im not perfect. I put my pants on three legs at a time just like any other guy. — Rock Cowles
My farts smell like they shit their pants. — Green Monk
I met the girl of my dreams last night, then Something Inside My Pants woke up — Green Monk
I have one of those open and shut marriages. My pants are always open and my wife's are always shut. — Green Monk
Why the hell would I try to get in your pants when it looks like you could barely get them past your hips? — Rock Cowles
If you don't keep your pants on, who will? — Rock Cowles
Happiness in relationships is often a balancing act. You can't always just go after eye candy, follow your pants, or get tugged everywhere by your… — Rock Cowles
The first woman who decided that tights are pants should get the Nobel Peace Prize. — Green Monk
I'm living the dream! Unfortunately, its the one where I came to work with no pants on. — Green Monk

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