"Ok fellows, It seems we never learn! I……" — David Kreger

"Ok fellows, It seems we never learn! I am 71years old, soon to be 72 and I am still making the same mistakes concerning woman that I have always made! This is just a reminder to you (and me) to watch our Ps and Qs. Here are the seven cardinal rules to follow to stay out of the doghouse. 1. NEVER ask a woman her age. 2. NEVER ask a woman if that is her natural hair color. 3. NEVER ask a woman how much she weighs. 4. NEVER ask a woman her dress/pants size. 5. NEVER ask a woman to be on time. 6. NEVER ask a woman if that is her real teeth. And last but certainly not least, 7. NEVER UNDERESTAMATE THE POWER OF A WOMAN!"

— David Kreger

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