Pants Quotes

824 Pants quotes by 604 unique authors

There are rules for hiding in plain sight. The first rule, or at least the one that Sandor repeats most often, is “Don’t be stupid.”… — Pittacus Lore
I’m going to lie this one right on the line, right here, right now: I’m pro big pants. Strident feminism NEEDS big pants. Really big.… — Caitlin Moran
The world expected girls to pluck and primp and put on heels. Meanwhile, boys dressed in rumpled T-shirts and baggy pants and misplace their combs,… — Libba Bray
So...I'm larking through the Baby Gap, looking at tiny capri pants and sweaters that cost more than ... I don't know,more than they should. And… — Rainbow Rowell
If I had one wish, it would be for self-drying pants. Wait -- no! Unlimited wishes! How do I return these stupid pants?! — Stephen Colbert
I lay there in my black slip dress and wondered if I ought to have worn pants. I mean, who knew what I was going… — Meg Cabot
Weakness may excite tenderness, and gratify the arrogant pride of man; but the lordly caresses of a protector will not gratify a noble mind that… — Mary Wollstonecraft
I think the first thing we need to talk about is you not running around in tight T-shirts and yoga pants.” “Fine. I’ll stop doing… — Julie James
[Piper] rushed to get dressed. By the time she got up on deck, the others had already gathered—all hastily dressed except for Coach Hedge, who… — Rick Riordan
From time to time, you may see a girl wearing her black opaque tights as pants. They are, in fact, not. — Nina Garcia
He let you have the pants anyway?" she asked. I had started talking about Maxon as soon as I could, eager to know how their… — Kiera Cass
I personally believe Patch scared the pants off normal, and it took off running for the far side of the world. — Becca Fitzpatrick
He ignored me, thank God, saying to Kat, "Let go of Frosty's leash. You're choking the life out of him." Kat's eyes narrowed to tiny… — Gena Showalter
It's a sponge and I'm a sponge and for a second there all our sponge parts are one and I don't just have square pants,… — Karen Marie Moning
According to Festus, our flying table, Buford, made it back safely while we were in Charleston, so those eagles didn't get him. Unfortunately, he lost… — Rick Riordan
There's a tap on the door then. We all exchange looks, Tommy Falk's as uncertain as the rest of ours. No one moves, so I… — Maggie Stiefvater
Dorina?" Louis Cesare's voice was loud in my ear. The one I had squeezed against the phone, which was squeezed against my sore shoulder, becuase… — Karen Chance
But as I stood there dressed in a cute black pants suit and white button-up shirt and heels, I felt completely out of place. Not… — J.A. Redmerski
My Father taught me how to be a man – and not by instilling in me a sense of machismo or an agenda of dominance.… — Kevin Smith
Movement from Brenda grabbed Thomas's attention. He looked to see her drop the knife away from Minho and step back, absently wiping the small trace… — James Dashner
Yes,' he said sincerely. 'Such a one deserves peanut butter on the seat of his pants. — Patricia Briggs
You're tough when you need to be, and you can charm the pants off men who have three times your experience. Well, yes. Although I… — Julie James
I almost shat my pants. Literally, the floor was almost covered in my shat. — Chris Colfer
You got a problem?" he drawled, obviously expecting me to pee my pants before falling to the ground and groveling like an unworthy subject of… — Jennifer Rardin
Where are your pants, son? — Harper Lee

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