Pants Quotes

824 Pants quotes by 604 unique authors

Dear Aunt Loretta, Thank you so much for the awesome pants! How did you know I wanted that for Christmas? I love the way the… — Jeff Kinney
I don't know what your damage is, but in case you've failed to notice,we're in a bit of trouble here. Can you focus on something… — Alexandra Ivy
I’m going to be exposed, aren’t I? (Acheron) I don’t know. You planning on dropping your pants around me? If so, warn me first. I… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I don’t intimidate you at all, do I? (Acheron) Well, when you chased me through Kyrian’s house, I did wet my pants a bit. Guess… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
To infinity then. (Bubba) What’s that mean? (Nick) It’s something my dad used to say when I was a kid. To infinity, meaning you’d see… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
...that in spite of living in a mansion an American is not above wearing a pair of secondhand pants, bought for fifty cents. — Jhumpa Lahiri
Why do women want to dress like men when they’re fortunate enough to be women? Why lose femininity, which is one of our greatest charms?… — Tasha Tudor
I thought I was going to die there, alone. I thought I would never see you again." He seemed to shake off the memory and… — Terry Goodkind
The little fishing boat anchors right off the shore of Gili Meno. There are no docks here on this island. You have to roll up… — Elizabeth Gilbert
And you've got that look on your face again." "I can't help it, "Ehren said. "You're about to walk to breakfast, arn't you, regardless of… — Jim Butcher
And if I wanted to kill myself, I wouldn't throw myself off a roof. And if I was going to throw myself off a roof,… — Holly Black
Boy, you better check that tone. (Wulf) Yeah, yeah, ya scare me. I’m even wetting my pants while in your terrifying, gut-wrenching presence. See me… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Slash was about my height, and he used the alignment of our bodies to his greatest advantage. I let it go on for a few… — Jeaniene Frost
Finnick?" I say, "Maybe some pants?" He looks down at his legs as if noticing his outfit for the first time. Then he whips off… — Suzanne Collins
Pierce jerked his hand from Trent and pushed himself straight. “Kalamack Industries,” he said, expression twisted as he wiped his hand on his pants. “I… — Kim Harrison
Ranger clicked his penlight on. "Hang onto me if you can't see." I curled my hand into the back of his cargo pants just above… — Janet Evanovich
Did she just-" "Yes." "But I don't-" "Yes you do. We both stink." "Well, I'm not-" "Yes. You are." He huffed. "You wont let-" "No.… — Maria V. Snyder
And the truth is, I’d felt kind of a thrill about wearing Jason’s Big Boy pants. I was a sick kid, even way back then. — Meg Cabot
Um, Faythe?” Marc reached for my arm, and a small grin turned up one corner of his beautiful mouth. “As my first official piece of… — Rachel Vincent
Why couldn't she have gotten another Edger or some dimwit from the Broken for a passenger? No, she got Lord Leather Pants here. — Ilona Andrews
I'm like the weather, never really can predict when this rain cloud's gonna burst; when it's the high or it's the low, when you might… — Naomi Shihab Nye
As for this," Magnus said sliding the stele into Jace's jeans pocket, "keep it in your pants, Shadowhunter." - 219 — Cassandra Clare
You put on such a brave front. But I know if I took another step toward you, you'd wet your pants." "With your blood." I… — Maria V. Snyder
Slippery slope. I carry a spare shirt, pretty soon I'm carrying spare pants. Then I'd need a suitcase. Next thing I know, I've got a… — Lee Child
There’s no way that Michael Jackson or whoever Jackson should have a million thousand droople billion dollars and then there’s people starving. There’s no way!… — Tupac Shakur

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