Pants Quotes

824 Pants quotes by 604 unique authors

On my first album I was wearing a lot of guys pants, baggy clothes and stuff like that. I was 17 and I was a… — Avril Lavigne
I've always had a thing for Catwoman. Michelle Pfeiffer or Halle Berry in tight leather pants, with the boots - I'm pretty good with either… — Denis Leary
Certain movies like 'Wag The Dog,' we used improv on every scene that we did. Pretty much, we would shoot from the script and then… — Denis Leary
When I was a teenager, you couldn't get straight pants. Then in '76, when punk started to hit, it was a revelation that you could… — Denis Leary
Group conformity scares the pants off me because it's so often a prelude to cruelty towards anyone who doesn't want to - or can't -… — Bette Midler
A person who publishes a book willfully appears before the populace with his pants down. If it is a good book nothing can hurt him.… — Edna St. Vincent Millay
I hate formal stuff. I love looking like a doll and all that stuff and playing dress up, but when I'm home, sweat pants, t-shirt.… — Nicki Minaj
I think some people think I'm a smarty-pants. Some people think I'm intense, some people think I'm super-esoteric and nuts. — Alanis Morissette
It is humiliating to remain with our hands folded while others write history. It matters little who wins. To make a people great it is… — Benito Mussolini
There are no rules and regulations for perfect composition. If there were we would be able to put all the information into a computer and… — Arnold Newman
In Cleveland there is legislation moving forward to ban people from wearing pants that fit too low. However, there is lots of opposition from the… — Conan O'Brien
My worst fashion faux pas: probably orange shoes with white pants. I thought I looked spectacular. — Kevin O'Leary
All the suits I buy have to be tailored, no matter what. But it's not just because of my height; it's because I've been skating… — Apolo Ohno
I grew up in Deptford in south London, and at that time I used to wear toppers, loon pants and tonic suits from shops like… — Gary Oldman
I despise the phony, fancy-pants rhetoric of professors aping jargon-filled European locutions - which have blighted academic film criticism for over 30 years. — Camille Paglia
I feel like the only person in the world who sees David Beckham modelling his swimming pants on the cover of Elle magazine and thinks… — Tony Parsons
It's a reality that in this business there's an expectation of being thin. But having a baby is a reality too, and it's more important… — Emily Procter
I went to an all-boys Catholic school, and not only were we not allowed to wear pajamas, we had to wear dress shirts, dress pants,… — John C. Reilly
When I was fourteen and first started going out, I always wanted to be the opposite of everyone else. So I would go to the… — Rihanna
He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul. — Mickey Rivers
Sometimes I'm so tired, I look down at what I'm wearing, and if it's comfortable enough to sleep in, I don't even make it into… — Rebecca Romijn
If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month. — Theodore Roosevelt
The human body has two ends on it: one to create with and one to sit on. Sometimes people get their ends reversed. When this… — Theodore Roosevelt
My father used to wear the same pants for like a week. — Adam Sandler
If you make a fool of yourself, you can do it with dignity, without taking your pants down. And if you do take your pants… — William Shatner

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