Pants Quotes

824 Pants quotes by 604 unique authors

Golfers don't scream. Golfers just adjust the pleats in their pants and go from there. That's about as antagonistic as we get. — Gary McCord
Women who had discovered pants, low-heeled shoes, and loose sweaters during World War II were reluctant to give them up in peacetime. — Susan Faludi
Perhaps I should have pointed out more often that without her (mother's) guidance and example I might have gone straight from short pants to Long… — Clive James
Hollywood gives a young girl the aura of one giant, self-contained orgy farm, its inhabitants dedicated to crawling into every pair of pants they can… — Veronica Lake
Spend some time observing babies. They don't work; they poop in their pants, and they have no goals other than to expand, grow and explore… — Wayne Dyer
Who discreetly whispers you forgot to zip up your pants? You babe, you're my bestest friend. — Mac Davis
Time and time again, as a boy, I was humiliated. I celebrated my first day in long pants by going to a dance where I… — Vash Young
My worst fear is that I'll end up living in some run-down duplex on Wilshire wearing pants hiked up to my nipples and muttering under… — Richard Dreyfuss
You don't make a fortune doing cartoons. It's a lot of fun, it keeps you busy, and it's better than a kick in the pants,… — Patrick Warburton
I shopped for body shapers for the first time in my life and I was horrified. They were thick - it was like wearing workout… — Sara Blakely
When I was growing up, there were so many things I thought were stylish. Jabo jeans, V Bombers, Clarks, Vikings, Nugget watches, Lee pants with… — Swizz Beatz
I went to my first drum n' bass rave when I was 16 and remember being terrified. Looking around, trying to figure out how to… — Katy B
I don't want anyone to get seriously hurt. But I do watch awards shows to critique the clothes while I sit around eating chips in… — Eliza Coupe
You really have to act your pants off to stay alive. I thrive on that; I rise to the occasion of the circumstances. — Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje
I thought it was normal to recycle pants and shoes from your older cousins. That was just my way of life. At the end of… — Tyson Chandler
I still put my pants on the same way. I still walk on my pool twice a day. — Jim Caviezel
And if you want to know why great editors scare the pants off of writers everywhere, read 'Eats, Shoots and Leaves' by Lynne Truss. The… — Dorothea Benton Frank
When I was growing up, I was teased for being too skinny. I went to summer camp when I was 11. I wore shorts, and… — Hani Furstenberg
There is that stereotype of a nerd with the high pants and pocket protector and that kind of thing. That can sustain comedy for maybe… — Johnny Galecki
They asked me for some collateral and I pulled down my pants. — Bob Dylan
Arty farty, you'll never fool your Aunt, who knew you picked your nose and wet your pants. — Ray Davies
My whole staff love to laugh and count the money. On the couch, hands in our pants like Al Bundy. — Nelly
Listen honey, would I lie to you to get in your pants? — Frank Zappa
Does anyone need yet another politician caught with his pants down and money sticking in his hole? — Lou Reed
For a long time, I refused to wear jeans. I liked high-waisted pants, but jeans made me feel like I wasn't being unique. Even now,… — Elle Fanning

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