Pants Quotes

824 Pants quotes by 604 unique authors

You and I and everybody in show business and the entertainment industry fly by the seat of our pants. We don't know quite what is… — William Shatner
Since I was a child, I hated having to deal with my hair. I hated having to change my clothes. As a kid, I had… — Patti Smith
I was a chubby boy. My pants used to wear out in the middle, and it was because my legs used to rub together. I… — Paul Stanley
I always wear the same thing at home. I can't be bothered with jewelry. My pants have elastic waists. I like to be comfortable. There… — Barbra Streisand
If somebody's pointing a trembling finger at your pants and saying you shouldn't be doing that, follow that finger back, go up the arm and… — Jock Sturges
There were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails. — Jonathan Swift
Nixon was so crooked that he needed servants to help him screw his pants on every morning. — Hunter S. Thompson
I love my dad, although I'm definitely critical of him sometimes, like when his pants are too tight. But I love him so much and… — Liv Tyler
My style is not that big. I wear heels, tight pants, and I wear diamonds. — Donatella Versace
I wish I could view the belly that oozes over the top of my pants as a badge of maternal honor. I do try. I… — Ayelet Waldman
My closet is organized by tops, pants, and outerwear, but not a lot of dresses. Gowns are in another room because I don't often dress… — Vera Wang
A pat on the back is only a few vertebrae removed from a kick in the pants, but is miles ahead in results. — Ella Wheeler Wilcox
It doesn't feel good when you have to struggle to get your pants on. — Carnie Wilson
Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants. — Walter Winchell
I wish I was born in that era: dancing with Fred Astaire and Gene Kelly, going to work at the studio dressed in beautiful pants,… — Catherine Zeta-Jones
I hadn't been out to the hives before, so to start off she gave me a lesson in what she called 'bee yard etiquette'. She… — Sue Monk Kidd
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there… — Andy Rooney
Everybody was wearing rhinestones, all those sparkly clothes, and cowboy boots. I decided to wear a black shirt and pants and see if I could… — Johnny Cash
Had that poor Reilly kook really been proud of Levy Pants? He had always said that he was. That was one good sign of his… — John Kennedy Toole
Also, I think I felt something come loose back there. I'm not trying to overreact or anything but I think it was my uterus. Honest.… — Meg Cabot
You never know when some crazed rodent with cold feet could be running loose in your pants. — Bill Watterson
Be grateful you’re not in the forest in France Where the average young person just hasn’t a chance To escape from the perilous pants eating… — Dr. Seuss
Non...I am DANCING IN MY NUDDY-PANTS!!!' And we both laughed like loons on loon tablets. I danced for ages round the house in my nuddy-pants.… — Louise Rennison
When I say drop your pants and show me the moon, I'm not just whistling Dixie! — George W. Bush
Poor empty pants With nobody inside them. — Dr. Seuss

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