Pants Quotes

824 Pants quotes by 604 unique authors

I mean, it's not important what kind of pants you wear; it's how you wear them. — Ronnie Lott
Yes I have a belt. I wear big pants because my ass is huge. So I can't go to a store by off the rack… — John Cena
You want The Next Big Thing? Let me take my pants off! — John Cena
Remember God likes us best when we are flying by the seats of our pants, — Ruth Bernhard
I like suits. I mean, I always feel good in a suit; I'm more of a suit guy than a shirt-and-jeans-type guy, probably. You know,… — Jesse Tyler Ferguson
I don't think humans are meant to be looked at when we're buying pants. — Ricky Gervais
It [Socialism] was a kind of political hockey played by big, gaunt, dyspeptic girls in pants. — Mary McCarthy
I've been a storyteller all my life. When I was in high school, I used to amuse myself by driving through the woods at night… — Patricia Briggs
I have a really simple wardrobe. I wear a low-scoop tee every day with a tux or leather jacket and tux pants or black jeans.… — Johan Lindeberg
In high school, girls started wearing high-waisted pants with their shirts tucked into them. I don't get what that's about. — Dylan O'Brien
I went up a pants size during my pregnancy. — Ellen Pompeo
I've learned to dance with a hand in my pants. — Billy Joel
The party of Lincoln and Liberty was transmogrified into the party of hairy-backed swamp developers and corporate shills, faith-based economists, fundamentalist bullies with Bibles, Christians… — Garrison Keillor
I'd wear clogs, short pants and ladies' bracelets. I created this aura for myself. — Aidan Quinn
When you perform in front of an audience after only two days of rehearsal, you're flying by the seat of your pants - particularly when… — Michael Richards
I haven't been out of work since the day I took my pants off. — Sally Rand
I often think about image, and image is something that - but in truth, the real artistic process, as I've understood it, is 95 percent… — George Saunders
People always want an explanation about everything and I cannot give it to them. Because I don't know myself. 'Why did you do a pair… — Hedi Slimane
I feel like today should be a perfect Meatball day... Let's just get wastey-pants! — Nicole Polizzi
I've never been a shirt-off, pants-off kind of comedy guy. — Jason Sudeikis
I don't want to return to the past. I don't yearn for when I was 18 years old. I was in high school then. I… — Joe Scarborough
Sometimes people need a kick in the pants to get them to do what they would be doing if government weren't there as a perpetual… — Cal Thomas
I tell myself that after four children my belly is already so stretched and flabby that I have to do origami to get my pants… — Ayelet Waldman
Whenever I get the sort of fancy pants idea that I'm doing anything other than pure expression things start to go wrong. When I get… — Lev Yilmaz
I'm tired of explaining to Hollywood that people would laugh at me, because I go around America making them laugh every week. Nobody would be… — Jen Kirkman

Who Wrote These Pants Quotes

604 authors contributed a total of 824 Pants Quotes, led by these top contributors: