Pants Quotes

824 Pants quotes by 604 unique authors

I'm really clumsy, so I trip and fall a lot. And every time I perform in New York my pants split onstage. That's happened four… — Jessica Simpson
There were times in my life when I had one thing to do all day, but I still couldn’t get to it. “I gotta go… — Jim Gaffigan
Style is innate to who I am. My father gave me a picture the other day. I must have been about seven, and I had… — Dylan McDermott
I'm loud and I'm vulgar, and I wear the pants in the house because somebody's got to, but I am not a monster. I'm not. — Elizabeth Taylor
I brake for birds. I rock a lot of polka dots. I have touched glitter in the last 24 hours. I spend my entire day… — Zooey Deschanel
Well, I think that the image is a part of me. I wear the baggy pants, the hats, the whole nine. And you know, I… — Aaliyah
In high school, I was the class comedian as opposed to the class clown. The difference is the class clown is the guy who drops… — Billy Crystal
I think life has a way of kicking you in the pants too, but you have to pick up and move ahead, and it certainly… — Cheryl Ladd
T-shirt and stretchy pants? Yup, that's fine. It's pajama-y, good night. — Rebecca Romijn
I don't like my men to be too ornate. I like them to stand back and let their women shine, and they should really wear… — Eva Mendes
You can prance and you can dance, but when it comes to relations, keep it in your pants. — Kurt Angle
I always wanted a father. Any kind. A strict one, a funny one, one who bought me pink dresses, one who wished I was a… — Judy Blundell
The entirety of the world's knowledge is in your pants right now. — Jay Baer
It would be a lovely place if we didn't necessarily judge or jump to conclusions because someone wants to wear a dress or because someone… — Casey Legler
Almost all of your life is lived by the seat of your pants, one unexpected event crashing into another, with no pattern or reason, and… — Ron Perlman
As a southern man, there's two things I'm definitely not scared of: bow ties and white pants. — Justin Townes Earle
I wear my pants on my upper torso to be abstract and different. — Thom Yorke
I’m freakishly tall, so finding pants that fit is something I’ve struggled with my whole life, — Karlie Kloss
In baseball, there is something electrifying about the big leagues. I had read so much about (Stan) Musial, (Ted) Williams and (Jackie) Robinson. I had… — Hank Aaron
I'm sure that we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn't that right, Mr. Poopy Pants? — Leslie Nielsen
Already known as one of America’s best and wittiest poets, William Trowbridge has, in Ship of Fool, found the perfect vessel to convey his vision:… — Charles Harper Webb
St. Patrick's Day is a holy day for Roman Catholics in Ireland to pray and a day for drunk people to vomit with their pants… — Unknown Author
I had carefully read the Balfour Declaration. I had familiarized myself with the history of the question of a Jewish homeland and the position of… — Harry S. Truman
He removed his unvaluable valuables and dumped his shirt, pants, and skivvies into a letter slot. — Stephen King
I love Valentine's Day. When you're a kid everyone gets a Valentine. It's like 'TO TIM, NICE PANTS, LOVE SCOTT'. It's Valentines galore! — Mike Birbiglia

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