Pants Quotes

824 Pants quotes by 604 unique authors

I love being a woman. You can cry. You get to wear pants now. If you're on a boat and it's going to sink, you… — Gilda Radner
I will now make a scorpion appear in Osama bin Laden's pants — David Copperfield
Politics is everywhere.. it is in your shirt.. in your pants.. everywhere. — Rahul Gandhi
Three things it would be extremely difficult to play a show without: makeup, my vocal cords and pants. — Andy Biersack
I think there’s a lot of threshold weeping. Like, am I doing this? Am I really wearing this out in the world? My daughter is… — Heidi Julavits
Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth. — Jon Foreman
You should spend your money on some nice lingerie. Big wool cotton pants, that just doesn't work. You have to feel sexy. — Heidi Klum
In every decade rock and roll starts to get very serious and navel gazing and kind of self serious and every once and a while… — Rainn Wilson
Whether I'm at a dinner with Anna Wintour or a listening party with Pusha T or in Rome with Virgil (Abloh, his style adviser) giving… — Kanye West
I'd need a good reason to drop my pants — Unknown Author
When we give up dieting, we take back something we were often too young to know we had given away: our own voice. Our ability… — Geneen Roth
Sometimes, when you're this adventurous, you rip the crotch out of your pants. — Josh Gates
I'm not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price. — Rodney Dangerfield
There is definitely something sexy about a girl with an attitude and a pair of leather pants. — Eliza Dushku
I don't wear small shoes, or tight pants that squash your balls. — George Harrison
A recession is when your neighbour has to tighten his belt. A depression is when you have to tighten your own belt. And a panic… — Tommy Douglas
When I started skiing my pants were baggy and my cheeks were tight------Now my cheeks are baggy and my pants are tight. — Warren Miller
I think pants have unique qualities, especially in a woman’s life. Whatever bodily insecurities we have, we seem to take out on our pants. — Ann Brashares
Most decisions are seat-of-the-pants judgments. You can create a rationale for anything. In the end, most decisions are based on intuition and faith. — Nathan Myhrvold
No, I'm happy doing this. Five sweaters and a pair of dirty pants, you can make pretty good money. — McLean Stevenson
They kept me in short pants as long as they could, until they were shaving the hair on my legs because it was beginning to… — Jackie Cooper
I have made a mistake. They condemn me to death and I ask for a boy to coach me for it. A red-headed boy, who… — Hannah Kent
I love Nicki Minaj, I told her I’d admit it, I hope one day we get married just to say we f-cking did it and… — Drake
Rock & roll is not so much a question of electric guitars as it is striped pants. — David Lee Roth
I say, if you believe what you read in the comic strips, then you believe that mice run around with little gold buttons on their… — Mort Walker

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