Pants Quotes

824 Pants quotes by 604 unique authors

If I don't have s*** in my pocket now, you'll have s*** in your pants later. — Cody Lundin
It was summertime and I was in The Azores, hanging around the small village my parents are from. I was looking out on this very… — Nelly Furtado
The cool things about space is when you put your pants on here, you can put them on two legs at a time. — Chris Hadfield
Sometimes we just need a firm kick in the pants. An unsmiling expectation that if we mean all these wonderful things we talk about and sing… — Dietrich Bonhoeffer
In every human Beast, God has implanted a Principle, which we call Love of Freedom; it is impatient of Oppression, and pants for Deliverance. — Phillis Wheatley
I hope we don't see no paparazzi today. Because I'm still getting acquainted with these jogging pants I threw on. Like, 'That's not my statement!' — Kanye West
Our young men are going into the professional fields because they don't 'feel called' to the mission field. We don't need a call; we need… — Jim Elliot
What I do is live, how I pray is breathe, what I wear is pants. — Thomas Merton
My partner and I won the race, and I threw my hat into the air and bent to pick it up. Everyone started laughin' because… — Chris LeDoux
We all came from houses with doors, doors that were supposed to be closed when there were things going on that we weren't supposed to… — Lynette Fromme
I'm not using drugs to get high like many people think. I know I made a big mistake when I started using this sh-. It's… — Layne Staley
When a man wears his pants that tight, they tend to pinch his balls, and that tends to pinch his temper. — Anne Bishop
I feel it was just a few years ago I was running around in short pants — Aaron Neville
What causes homophobia? What is it that makes the heterosexual man worry about this? I think it's because deep down all men know that we… — Jerry Seinfeld
War is the greatest fun man can have with his pants on. — Martin Van Creveld
Well, on that day I ceased cleansing my body. No more brushing my teeth, no more washing my hair, no baths, no soap, no water.… — Ted Nugent
I ceased cleansing my body. Two weeks before the test I stopped eating food with nutritional value. A week before, I stopped going to the… — Ted Nugent
I'm wearing pants, for f---'s sake. Lay off. I mean, it's not like I'm a f---ing lead miner. There are harder jobs in the world.… — Jon Hamm
The Musto Skiff combines the thrill of skiff performance with smooth control and well... it just blows your pants off! — Tom Jones
I'm always fully invested. It's a great feeling to be caught with your pants up. — Peter Lynch
When I was your age, we didn’t have the Internet in our pants. We didn’t even have the Internet not in our pants. That’s how… — Dick Costolo
I will be a president in a skirt, but I will wear the pants. — Josefina Vazquez Mota
You can't wear revealing clothes because of the sex addicts. Instead, you wear big bras, big pants and baggy tops. You're taught to respect others'… — Kerry Katona
There was a clear lesson here — and that was that the Internet loves Mister Splashy Pants. — Alexis Ohanian
I love a guy in a suit - someone who puts on his nice Armani pants. — Gena Lee Nolin

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