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Pants Quotes by Green Monk
- My farts smell like they shit their pants.
- I met the girl of my dreams last night, then Something Inside My Pants woke up
- I have one of those open and shut marriages. My pants are always open and my wife's are always shut.
- The first woman who decided that tights are pants should get the Nobel Peace Prize.
- I'm living the dream! Unfortunately, its the one where I came to work with no pants on.
More Pants Quotes
- I don't wear pants, or like them; I'm a Jewish woman who's made the decision to wear skirts, so I wear mostly… — Mayim Bialik
- As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them. — Josh Billings
- I did not like the way I looked in a pair of white pants. — Sara Blakely
- I see so many guys, really athletic guys, wearing pleats and I just shake my head. Like, Tiger Woods used to wear… — Tom Brady
- For my confirmation, I didn't get a watch and my first pair of long pants, like most Lutheran boys. I got a… — Wernher von Braun
- I thought I would dress in baggy pants, big shoes, a cane and a derby hat. everything a contradiction: the pants baggy,… — Charlie Chaplin
- A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. — Winston Churchill
- You can go into neighborhoods in the United States where people dress a certain way because they don't want to be out… — Hillary Clinton
- She'll really tell me [what she thinks]. Like today I'm wearing brown suede pants, and she said, 'I don't like your pants.'… — Katie Holmes
- Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants — Geraldo Rivera
- Isn't your pants' zipper supposed to be in the front? — Thomas Hobbes
- There is an old saying: if a man comes home with sand in his cuffs and cockleburs in his pants, don't ask… — Sam Snead