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- So okay, I don't want to be a traitor to my generation and all, but I don't get how guys dress today. I mean, come…
- St. Patrick's Day is a holy day for Roman Catholics in Ireland to pray and a day for drunk people to vomit with their pants…
- I used to always pull my jersey out of my pants. Earl Tatum was like that, too. I was just more comfortable. There were no…
- When you love something, whether it's jam and cheese sandwiches or wearing your pyjamas as pants, you forget that it was ever anything other than…
- A horse doesn't know whether the rider on his back wears a dress or pants away from the track.
- I'd need a good reason to drop my pants
- I don't think that's the only thing he did in those pants.
- Aquafina kid cuisine and a laptop bc chillin like degrees for da sasquacth.. talks pop like the in the middle cinnamon Benjamins never had em…
- I give a shy smile. They are staring at me and I start to feel self conscious. I have a god feeling my hair is…
- Sometimes I wonder if MEN have any INTELLIGENCE at all...because more often than not, they make decisions with THE HEAD in their PANTS not THE…
- Like my pants?
- He has on a pair of Pajama pants but no shirt. I see a V line start and disappear under the pants. This sends a…
- Hes the type of guy I would not wear sweat pants for
- Can you imagine the Founding Fathers saying that the major source of authority in [your] life can make you drop your pants and urinate as…
- I'm happy with my pants down.
- YUUU TWO FACED YO ASS ND YO FACE BXTCH KEEP THAT SHXT IN YO PANTS
- People just love love love sex. well, I dont see why people even get paid on the street corners anymore. Its written on their faces…
- Got a run way in my pants cuz all tha modles be on my dick
- Just because I'm single doesn't mean you getting in my pants..
- Theres moree dick in your personality than there is in your pants.
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