Pants Quotes

824 Pants quotes by 604 unique authors

I can go all over the world with just three outfits: a blue blazer and gray flannel pants, a gray flannel suit, and black tie. — Pierre Cardin
Whether we know it or not, we transmit the presence of everyone we have ever known, as though by being in each other's presence we… — Natalie Goldberg
I don't know how many more of these awards I can come up for because I think a little bit is coming out of my… — Robert Pattinson
The art of writing is the art of applying the seat of the pants to the seat of the chair. — Mary Heaton Vorse
Comrades, just as the earth, after a long drought, pants for rain, so the workers of the world pant for the end of the accursed… — Grigory Zinoviev
It completely sickens me what our culture is doing to women. Last week I wore a big top and little shorts and a bunch of… — Lena Dunham
An acid is like a woman: a good one will eat through your pants. — Mel Gibson
Imagine if all of life were determined by majority rule. Every meal would be a pizza. Every pair of pants, even those in a Brooks… — P.J. O'Rourke
It's the most exciting thing you have ever done with your pants on! — Stephen Coonts
My second husband and I were going through a bitter divorce, and I didn't have the money for a fancy-pants attorney. I didn't know how… — Sue Grafton
If you haven't time to respond to a tug at your pants leg, your schedule is too crowded. — Robert Breault
You been hearing about how bad I am since you were a little kid with mess in your pants! Tonight, I'm gonna whip you till… — Muhammad Ali
A year from now, I could go away, and people might say, 'Gosh, what ever happened to that girl who never wore pants?' But how… — Lady Gaga
My grandmother is basically blind, but she can make out the lighter parts, like my skin and hair. She says, 'I can see you, because… — Lady Gaga
I want to sit on my couch and drink and not change my pants for days at a time, — Jennifer Lawrence
So okay, I don't want to be a traitor to my generation and all, but I don't get how guys dress today. I mean, come… — Unknown Author
I haven't tucked a sock in my pants for three years. — Hilary Swank
The unpadded shoulders, the three-buttoned long and boxy coat, the too-short, thin pants, and the thin ties with striped buttoned shirts in dark colors-well, I… — Fred Astaire
I've done the gay, over-the-top guy. I want to jump into another show where I wear pants for the majority of the time. — Jai Rodriguez
Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest — Adam Sandler
Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon. I am the first man to piss his pants on the moon. — Buzz Aldrin
If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, then your pants are tucked into your shirt. — Nick Offerman
I never did like the idea of sitting on newspapers. I did it once, and all the headlines came off on my white pants. On… — Clark Gable
I like to move fast, and wearing high heels was tough, and low heels with a skirt is unattractive. So pants took over. — Katharine Hepburn
Why would people spend good money to have my pants? — Shawn Ashmore

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