Pants Quotes

824 Pants quotes by 604 unique authors

The first time I walked into a library, I got so excited I almost wet my pants. — Roy Blount, Jr.
Belts are only good for holding up your pants — Bruce Lee
Okay, who wants to see me take off Snivelly's pants? — James Potter
Acting is like letting your pants down; you're exposed. — Paul Newman
The experienced illustrator subscribes to the principle of the application of the seat of the pants to the seat of the chair. Should inspiration whisk… — Wallace Tripp
I understand signifiers. We're social creatures and we have a physical language of communicating with each other. But it would be a really beautiful thing… — Casey Legler
I have a fuller figure and sometimes like to hide my legs. Palazzo pants accentuate my small waist and make me feel a little like… — Debi Mazar
Drop Pants, Not Bombs. Break Dance, Not Hearts. Draft Beer, Not People. Make LOVE, Not WAR. — Ashley Purdy
At home, a T-shirt and something loose like harem pants would do. If I'm stepping out, a pair of blue jeans and a white tee… — Genelia D'Souza
She says that I wore some pretty sexy leather pants to that first meeting, but I don't remember. — Dick Ebersol
You have to unzip your heart before you unzip your pants. — Mark R. Woodward
In the intermission, between group one and group two, you go to your dressing-room and change every stitch you have on you: underwear, shirt, tie,… — George Antheil
I had always done these 3D things that you could walk through. They were always done off the seat of my pants without blueprints or… — Red Grooms
If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire — Jerry Seinfeld
Drivers are pretty well set, but crew chiefs, they change their business cards like they change their pants. — Chad Knaus
There are certain things people always bring up with me. The accident. The drugs. And how tight my pants were. — Leif Garrett
One of the most important things is to figure out what your look is — I don't wear this black suit-white shirt combination all the… — Tom Ford
Up with skirts, down with pants!' — Edwin Edwards
My 'third leg' is longer than my two other legs and that's why I wear such big baggy pants. — Tom Kaulitz
I don't think that's the only thing he did in those pants. — Unknown Author
McMahon 3:16 says 'I just pissed my pants!' — Stone Cold Steve Austin
I'm addicted to something at all times. Like, it's always music, but maybe sometimes it's a pair of pants or something else. That's just how… — Mac Miller
When I was in elementary school, I was a big fan of the zip-off pants that could be turned into shorts. The Delia's catalog used… — Hayley Williams
I don't care about image and all that nonsense. I'm in sweat pants every day. I don't play the game at all. — Zach Braff
You can't teach an ear, you can't teach talent, but you can teach people who have those things not to just fly by the seat… — Marya Hornbacher

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