Pants Quotes

824 Pants quotes by 604 unique authors

Charlie Asher: Mrs. Ling, is that duck wearing trousers? Mrs. Ling: Could be . . . . You hear of paper-wrap chicken? This duck in… — Christopher Moore
Now it was just the three of us: the leader, the warrior, and the kid about to wet his pants. Guess who I was. — D. J. MacHale
Jassie, guess what I'm dancing in!' 'I don't know, a bowl?' 'Non... I am dancing in my Nuddy-pants! — Louise Rennison
When beholding the tranquil beauty and brilliancy of the ocean’s skin, one forgets the tiger heart that pants beneath it; and would not willingly remember… — Herman Melville
Humanity i love you because you are perpetually putting the secret of life in your pants and forgetting it's there and sitting down on it… — E E Cummings
I’m still having trouble convincing Pax that underwear and pants go together – underwear is not pants! — Angelina Jolie
This is terrific! What fun! Maybe tomorrow I can go to the prom with my brother. The day after, perhaps I can wear white pants… — Jen Lancaster
Every year, at 8:00 PM on the second Saturday of July, hundreds of people gather along a section of Los Angeles rail track to drop… — James Frey
Juno MacGuff: [yelling through the house] Dad? Mac MacGuff: What? Juno MacGuff: Either I just peed my pants or um... Mac MacGuff: *Or*...? Juno MacGuff:… — Diablo Cody
His voice wore no pants. — Tom Robbins
The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery. They're the… — Dave Barry
Most people, when they imagine New England, think about old colonial homes, white houses with black shutters, whales, and sexually morbid WASPs with sensible vehicles… — Matt Taibbi
Today he wore a burnt-orange shirt, black pants, and a tie that looked like a street fight at the south end of the color wheel. — Kathy Reichs
To tell the truth, girls are no longer the way they used to be. They play gangsters, nowadays, just like boys. They organize rackets. They… — Alain Robbe-Grillet
There will be all these fifty-year-old women wearing hot pants and squeezing themselves into pretzel shapes and then there will be me. Just reaching for… — E. Lockhart
This is not a book in the ordinary sense of the word. No, this is a prolonged insult, a gob of spit in the face… — Henry Miller
The Little Boy and the Old Man Said the little boy, "Sometimes I drop my spoon." Said the old man, "I do that too." The… — Shel Silverstein
My pants cut the cheese. Let one fly. Baked a batch of brownies. — Jim Benton
That's a wonderful side effect of leather pants: when you pee yourself in them, they're more forgiving than jeans. — Slash
Give me the gun." Ranger said. I extracted the gun from my pants and handed it over. Ranger held the gun in the pulm of… — Janet Evanovich
He'd changed since the last summer. Instead of Bermuda shorts and a T-shirt, he wore a button-down shirt, khaki pants, and leather loafers. His sandy… — Rick Riordan
How in the name of Merlin's pants have you managed to get your hands on those Horcrux books? — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Well, he was wearing those really bad pants ant that awful shirt. Clearly he did need some things explained to him bya teenager, but i… — P. C. Cast
You’re here.” “I am.” Jason boldly took in the way she looked. “I take it you don’t often wear that dress in court.” “Probably not… — Julie James
Tavi grinned. "Are you with me?" "The plan is insane," Ehren said. "YOU are insane." He looked around the inside of the tent. "I'll need… — Jim Butcher

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