Pants Quotes

824 Pants quotes by 604 unique authors

Anybody else wanna pee their pants and cry for mommy? — James Dashner
And when you're alone there's a very good chance you'll meet things that scare you right out of your pants There are some, down the… — Dr. Seuss
Mr. Sourpuss Pants God I love her Nicholas " Thomas crowed. When he noticed that neither Nicholas nor Inez looked impressed by the words he… — Lynsay Sands
It's a miracle I was able to get out of the house today. It's a miracle I'm even wearing pants, a double miracle I remembered… — Lauren Oliver
I think-I need to ask an embarrassing question. Do you think I could borrow a pair of scrubs? I-uh-my pants-" "Oh!" Cried the poor nurse.… — Maggie Stiefvater
Look, if some guy dressed in his mother's clothes breaks in, fight him off until I get my pants back on. — Nora Roberts
A person who publishes a book appears willfully in public eye with his pants down. — Edna St. Vincent Millay
What do you think would happen if we kissed right here, right now?" he asks, digging his hands into the pockets of his khaki pants,… — Melina Marchetta
if you don't have doubts you're either kidding yourself or asleep. Doubts are the ants-in-the-pants of faith. They keep it alive and moving. — Frederick Buechner
I had a vague memory of being that ridiculous at one time. Let he who hath never worn parachute pants cast the first stone. — Jim Butcher
What have you stuffed in your pants, MacKeltar?" she demanded. "Nothing that wasn't God-given," he replied stiffly. Gwen stared. "There's no way that's part of… — Karen Marie Moning
does you costume involve leather?" she'd asked. and he'd said, "Actually, yeah, it might." it really did. it involved a leather dog collar, leather pants… — Rachel Caine
All right, everyone. Fess up. Who just shat in their pants? C'mon. Admit it." He raised his hand. I know I did and I'm wolf… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Wait, so am I allowed to put my shirt back on? Or did you want me to remove my pants, too? — Kiersten White
Gary, who's wearing a coral shirt and white pants, growls to look tough. It doesn't work. — Simone Elkeles
She accused me of wearing pants from the salvation army." "Rose, your pants ARE from the salvation army." "That's SO not the point! — Richelle Mead
But the person who stepped out of the front door was tall and thin, with short, spiky dark hair. he was wearing a gold mesh… — Cassandra Clare
I couldn't help shaking my head as I looked at him. Ian slept like a baby every morning - well, a baby who continually kept… — Jeaniene Frost
She might not know what your routine is, but I do,” I said softly. “So put the lantern down. You’re not burning me yet, and… — Jeaniene Frost
He likes a day in the studio to end, he says, "when my knees are all skinned up and my pants are wet and my… — Tom Waits
I swear, sometimes I am convinced my life is just a series of sketches for America's Funniest Home Videos, minus all that pants-dropping business. Except… — Meg Cabot
Oh, no. We can’t have that. Where you going, Mr. Meanie-Pants? You don’t hurt people then run. That’s just rude. Can the Simi barbecue him,… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
All right, everyone. Fess up. Who just shat in their pants? C’mon. Admit it. I know I did and I’m wolf enough to own it.”… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Admitting that Katie had taken too much blood was on par with saying an adult human had pooped their pants or eaten their own boogers! — Faith Hunter
Brought to you by The Corporation: In your homes and in your pants. — Libba Bray

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