Pants Quotes

824 Pants quotes by 604 unique authors

Dear designer of questionable intent, Please send me a photo of yourself. Please be wearing the knitted pants that you designed. It's not that I… — Stephanie Pearl-McPhee
IT'S THE EXPRESSION ON THEIR LITTLE FACES I LIKE, said the Hogfather. "You mean sort of fear and awe and not knowing whether to laugh… — Terry Pratchett
Pride was the belt you used to hold your pants up when you had no pants. — Stephen King
He seemed wild and dangerous and carefree--well, he would, would'nt he? What were motorcycles and black leather pants if not the uniform of a wild,… — Marian Keyes
Didn't anyone tell you that size doesn't matter?" "Yes, but I told him to put his pants back on and go home. — Christine Warren
You must be the brother. I hope so, I'm wearing his pants. — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Oh, my god!" I said, throwing my hands over my eyes and hurtling my body against the counter. "What?" "You're naked." "I'm not naked." "I'm… — Darynda Jones
His mind’s always on something else. He’d live in a ratty cardigan, and he’s always worrying holes in the pockets of his pants. He can… — Nora Roberts
You wonder sometimes how our government puts on its pants in the morning. — Jon Stewart
Yeah, but they're PURPLE pants," Bobby said as if that made some kind of distinction. "Hence, I'm awesome. — Amanda Hocking
Here is my recipe for a mood enhancer. Take a friend, preferably one with a really annoying fringe and outsize pants, and when she is… — Louise Rennison
Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice. — Diane Arbus
How?" I had seen it with my own eyes, but I still didn't believe it. Then something struck me. "Take off your shirt!" "I'm not… — Kiersten White
Larry had brought me blue jeans, a red polo shirt, jogging socks, my white Nikes, an extra cross from my suitcase, the silver knives, the… — Laurell K. Hamilton
The running pants were tolerable, Drustan decided, relieved. The blue trews had clearly been a torture device and would have strangled a man's seed. Mayhap… — Karen Marie Moning
You are far less likely to soil your pants and cry for your mother if you’re prepared to defend yourself. — Veronica Roth
You might not think a hippo could inspire terror. Screaming “Hippo!” doesn’t have the same impact as screaming “Shark!” But I’m telling you—as the Egyptian… — Rick Riordan
You going to try the rest of your gear on?" he asked on an exhale. "Or you want to whine about your pants a little… — J R Ward
I’m saying your name in the grocery store, I’m saying your name on the bridge at dawn. Your name like an animal covered with frost,… — Richard Siken
I’ll leave you guys to get acquainted. Somebody show Leo to dinner when it’s time?” “I got it,” one of the girls said. Nyssa, Leo… — Rick Riordan
She ran her gaze over his chest with frank appreciation. Then he shivered, realizing he hadn't really considered the weather. It was forty-five degrees max,… — Jill Shalvis
It didn't matter if I got bitten by a dog or I ripped my pants on the fence post or I poked myself in the… — Anthony Kiedis
Nice blouse, Sage,” Adrian told me, deadpan. “It really brings out the khaki in your pants. — Richelle Mead
I guessed princesses-in-training didn’t wear pants. — Kiera Cass
Suddenly self-conscious, she shifted from one booted foot to the other. "I asked the cloud for battle-ready clothing, and this is what I got. There… — Gena Showalter

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