Pants Quotes

824 Pants quotes by 604 unique authors

He strips his shirt over his head and I catch my breath, watching those long hard muscles ripple. I know how his shoulders look, bunched,… — Karen Marie Moning
I'd never been turned on by the Ken doll—even before I looked down his pants and saw what was missing. — Karen Marie Moning
If I did not wear torn pants, orthopedic shoes, frantic disheveled hair, that is to say, if I did not tone down my beauty, people… — Brenda Ueland
I can't believe it's actually happening. This is independent adulthood, this is what it feels like. Shouldn't there be some sort of ritual? In certain… — David Nicholls
I’m taking off my shoes.’’ ‘‘Fine. Shoes off.’’ ‘‘And my pants.’’ ‘‘Don’t push it, Claire. — Rachel Caine
The Side Effects of Dying in Your Pants isn't really funny… Alright, it's a little funny. — John Green
Michael held me when I got inside, because I was shaking all over. That felt so good. Warm all the way down. Did I mention… — Rachel Caine
A Mexican guy named Sam pushes Gary Frankel next to Isabel. "This guy can break your arm with one snap, asshole. Get out of my… — Simone Elkeles
As long as everyone's wearing their own pants." "I see I have come in on a fascinating moment in the conversation. — Cassandra Clare
I borrowed this from Kyle. My other shirt was pretty filthy." "Wow, you're wearing each other's clothes now. That's, like, best friend stuff." "Feeling left… — Cassandra Clare
I feel a sense of responsibility," said Jordan. "And where is this feeling located? In your pants, perhaps? — Cassandra Clare
If I had bodily functions, I think I would have peed my pants. — Gena Showalter
I don’t know why life isn’t constructed to be seamless and safe, why we make such glaring mistakes, things fall so short of our expectations,… — Anne Lamott
They're selling postcards of the hanging They're painting the passports brown The beauty parlor is filled with sailors The circus is in town Here comes… — Bob Dylan
Nobody is ready for death. If you ask Joe Blow on the street, he aint gonna tell you he thinks he'll live forever. But when… — Cristina Garcia
She couldn't take her eyes off the boxers. Mostly, she had a view of the back, but he turned halfway when he looked over. She… — Maureen Johnson
Show me a girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and I'll show you a girl who can't put her pants on. -Annik… — Ann Brashares
Waiting for the fish to bite or waiting for wind to fly a kite. Or waiting around for Friday night or waiting perhaps for their… — Dr. Seuss
That's just not right," Sam muttered. "Claude needs to keep his pants on. — Charlaine Harris
Cause I lit him on fire,” I shrugged and brushed dust from my pants. — Amanda Hocking
What Turning Forty Means to Me I need to take my pants off as soon as I get home. I didn't used to have to… — Tina Fey
The pants come down. Most look shamefaced, but tha Arthur McBride is not the least bit shy about showing off his equipment, oh no, he… — L.A. Meyer
He was a nice guy, middle-aged, a little tired, like most doctors usually seemed to be, but he just nodded and said, "Let me take… — Rachel Caine
Have you ever made her angry?" If the cop said that he and his wife lived in a state of constant connubial bliss, Andrew decided… — Nalini Singh
Amelie had on black pants, a black zip-up hoodie, andrunning shoes. So wrong. — Rachel Caine

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