Pants Quotes

824 Pants quotes by 604 unique authors

If she cries, I want to wear pants for a week," I offered. "Done," Maxon said. "And if she doesn't, you owe me a walk… — Kiera Cass
Then I strip the pants away from each leg, like peeling a banana. That's it, the perfect metaphor: peeling a banana. — Rick Yancey
Normal and I parted ways when Pateir1ch strolled into my life. Patch has seven inches on me, operates on cold, hard logic, moves like smoke,… — Becca Fitzpatrick
Magnus, I wish I had the nerve to wear the kind of pants you do. — Cassandra Clare
The only difference between kids and jungle animals is pants. Kids wear them. Jungle animals don't. — Denis Leary
Aunt B walked out onto the helipad wearing loose yoga pants. “I’m just here to stretch. Kate, want to help?” “Sure.” Thirty seconds later, as… — Ilona Andrews
Merlin's pants!" shrieked Hermione, jumping up and running from the room. "Merlin's pants?" repeated Ron, looking amused. "She must be really upset. — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
It's true. somewhere inside us we are all the ages we have ever been. We're the 3 year old who got bit by the dog.… — Jonathan Tropper
No," Preston snapped. But he didn't protest long because, if I'm going to be honest-which is kind of the point of these reports-I was already… — Ally Carter
She tied her blond hair back with a strip of denim torn from her pants leg, and in the fiery light of the river, her… — Rick Riordan
God is in my head, but the devil is in my pants. — Jonathan Winters
Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. — Irvin S. Cobb
Grandchildren now don't write a thank you for the Christmas presents. They are walking on their pants with their cap on backward, listening to the… — Alan K. Simpson
Every ten years a man should give himself a good kick in the pants. — Edward Steichen
Ballet: men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are. — Robin Williams
When I was your age, we didn't have the Internet in our pants. We didn't even have the Internet not in our pants. That's how… — Dick Costolo
I met this homeless man who had never owned a shirt in his life. He had taken his pants and worn them as a shirt… — Julia Stiles
For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40 +, there is a balding, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with… — Andy Rooney
I like playing a guy who wears pants as opposed to shorts. — Diedrich Bader
I had a Spider-man costume when I was about three, and I lost the mask. So I went to the underwear drawer and put a… — Emun Elliott
My boys wear red pants or crazy color tops. My kids are more fashion forward in their own dressing. — Heidi Klum
I think that Americans, they love comfort more than Europeans. Americans created the T-shirt, the sweat pants, and they create the best sporting shoes. — Carine Roitfeld
In the early Seventies, I had shoulder-length hair, bell-bottom pants, love beads and shirts that laced up at the front. But then I smartened up. — Tom Ford
Bigots are actually funny to me in the way that people who still wear parachute pants give me a chuckle. — John Ridley
I think leather pants are just better than jeans onstage; they give the performance a nice attitude, and they are also shockingly comfortable. Comfort is… — Jessie Baylin

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