Pants Quotes

824 Pants quotes by 604 unique authors

Save yourself for the guy with class, not the teen with pants down his ass. — Nylle
You lost everything? Haha what are you talking about? Oh me crazy huh? Well tell me, what did you have the day you pulled a… — Mr Ping
If I've still got my pants on in the second scene, I think they've sent me the wrong script. — Mel Gibson
Men should not be forced to wear pants when it's not cold. — Adam Clayton
Oh, that character was light years away from me. I'm not debonair. I'm not suave. I did wear tight pants, though, because I found out… — Robert Conrad
Looked like she was a cold dish with a man until you got her pants down, then she'd explode. — Gary Cooper
I don't know how the editors are going to take it or how it may be received. But to some extent I'm hoping that with… — Christopher Darden
Photographs are still being taken but aren't being shown. There's one of a skeleton bound at the wrists with pants still around its ankles; if… — Nicholas D. Kristof
I got nothing. I got my shoes and my pants. I'm staying with a friend. I stop by my mother's every once in a while… — Marc Wallice
Sweat pants, hair tied, chillin with no make-up on. That's when you're the prettiest, I hope that you don't take it wrong. — Drake
I transform smaller and she puts me in her pants — Lil Wayne
I don't like the competition part of soccer. It's a war in short pants. I prefer art. — Shakira
Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are. — Robin Williams
I refuse to enter a wet T-Shirt Contest until my breasts look more like breasts, and less like something I should tuck into my pants. — Kelli Jae Baeli
Self-discipline implies some unpleasant things to me, including staying away from chocolate and keeping my hands out of women's pants. — Oleg Kiselev
Can you imagine the Founding Fathers saying that the major source of authority in [your] life can make you drop your pants and urinate as… — Unknown Author
Hey you got me in a trance, you take off yo pants. You pop on a handstand you got me sweating please pass me a… — Waka Flocka Flame
Lord please forgive me for my sinning, I ain't saying that I'm finished but I'm praying in advance Cause they way her eyes glance like… — J. Cole
You can have the tiniest pants ever. You can do it in the most square way. You can do it like a nerd or whatever.… — Lil B
These tiny pants are amazing to me. — Lil B
Bet I'm the only goon nigga in these tiny pants. — Lil B
Black is not defined by the media: Tall T's, Saggy Pants, Icy Teeth or Style of Dance. Black is not defined by the media, it's… — Kamanda Ndama
Oh Oh so you don't gotta wear pants cause yo dick is out? Then when the mother leave.. You got show we small but big… — Kevin Hart
Theres a lot of talk that I flipped over in a golf cart, thats fucking true. It did happen like three days ago. My ass… — T-Pain
Oh well, I guess I'm not wearing any pants today! — Spongebob

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